Is There Such a Thing as Too Much Lingerie?

I don't think its possible to have too much lingerie, that's why I decided to order a couple more pieces from EdenFantasys a few weeks ago, since it not only improves my romantic time, but my confidence in feeling sexy.

Well to my surprise, both pieces made me feel the exact opposite. Never judge an item by a picture online. My boyfriend always tells me to not purchase clothing or shoes online, since you never know if it will fit correctly. Do you think I listen? Hell no. Sometimes you just have to go with it, because you never know if you will find it in a local store anywhere.

But no, the Nude Affair Lingerie Set and the Red Moonlight Magic Gown had to be a complete and utter fail for me. The Nude Affair piece is like a see through robe, with a patching panty and bra, which by the way gives you cone boobs like in that one Madonna video. And if you haven't gathered, cone boob is not sexy. Then the robe fit like a tent and was very unflattering. I couldn't even tie it together because there was too much extra material, and I can't exactly order a size smaller, or otherwise the bra wouldn't fit, since it's already small enough. BTW it does not support the boobies. Overall, I am not happy at all with that one, especially for the price.

Then you have the Red Moonlight Magic Gown. From the picture, it looked like it wasn't see through, which wasn't the case from its black version. I only judged it by the photo, so that is why I chose the red, otherwise I would have definitely gotten black had I known it was severely see-through. It was not my cup of tea to say the least, since I could see all my pudge, and bulges peeking through, which were taunting me with its fatty words. HI, HI, I KNOW YOU SEE ME, BECAUSE I SEE YOU.

Needless to say, I took it off and threw it on the floor, where its still laying to this day. Maybe next time I will have better luck, but my last order was just not it.

EdenFantasys, an online retailer of sex toys, provided me with a gift card in exchange for this post. All opinions are my own.